For some time, friends and I have been making a list of military pun names. Some of them are assigned to people already; some of them are not. Recently, we allowed royalty… we’ll see how that goes, though.
Taken
Major Disaster
General Knowledge
Colonel Panic
Private Parts
General Principle
Corporal Punishment
Seaman Stains
Free
General Consumption
Major Contribution
Major Corrections (or Major Revisions)
General Direction
General Discussion
Major Distraction
General Encouragement
General Enough
General Failure (as witnessed on a coffee machine)
General Fatigue
Major Growth
Dame High
General Ize (contributed by humph)
Colonel Package
General Practice
General Plan
General Protection Fault
General Readability
General Vicinity
Update 20090724
Major Highway
Update 20090726
General Issue
Major Ity (also, can I be either Major Distraction or General Encouragement?)